Don't say she looks like the moon

As i walked through
the park on a sunday night,
i saw a lovely couple,
holding each other real tight.

And then the guy whispered
something in her ear,
all of a sudden came a slap,
and she disappeared.

So come on guys,
you have to listen real good,
if u want to keep
your girlfriends in the mood.

You can say that she's pretty,
and beautiful all the way till noon,
just don't say that she looks,
just like the glowing moon.

"What is wrong with this phrase?" he asked,
You're saying that she's ugly and her face is a mess!
A face full of pimples and acne galore!
Just like her face got repeatedly slammed by a door.

So now he has learnt his lesson,
he now has to apply it right,
now here's another chance,
before it goes out of sight.

And then at the park,
on the very next day,
I see the guy explaining to the girl
what he meant the other day.

And now he once again
whispered something in her ear,
the girl looked shocked,
and something became clear.
She slapped him again,
and the guy looked pretty dumb,
she screamed back at him saying,
"How dare you say i look like your mum!"



moral of the story : revise on your adjectives
to describe your gf.

The St.Ranger

The sky turned dark,
with a blanket of black,
as u can hear the sounds,
of a nearby wreck.

People are screaming ever so loud,
judging from their cries
it's without a doubt,
the St.Ranger is near,
he's coming for you,
and the songs you love so dear.

As he approaches his victims nearer,
with a single push of a button
they're gonna meet their maker.

The devilish ghoul raises it's head,
and lets out a sound and later he said,
"I've come for your music what do you like?!"
"Give me what i want, or its gonna be a long long night!"

As the visibly shaken victim whispers,
a tear rolls down by his cheeks,
the song he treasures so much,
has been destroyed by this freak!

This haunting presence lets out a cry,
the music records are now one song shy,
as the song he screeches is no longer there,
no more happiness just despair.

Just when this scary being approaches another,
Three men gallop through the chaos in shining armour.
One, the master of Dance, He drifts on his rainbow steed,
as another the master of Metal songs indeed.

The last and final wields a sword
with sacred markings by its side
which states "Rock and Roll All Nite"

The three knights battle
for their lives and their music,
for the world would be nothing,
without sounds and harmonics.

After weeks of battle,
the three hit him low,
as they managed to get rid of the being,
poisoning him with techno!

The being dies in an instant,
and crumbles into dust,
he can no longer satisfy,
his singing lust!

The world is saved for the time being,
the heroes have done thier tasks,
they ride to the horizon celebrating,
while listening to "Another One Bites The Dust"

Cheer up my friend

Come on my friend,
why are you so glum to begin?
wake up, smell the roses,
it aint bad, you still can mend.

You may be disappointed,
you have worked so hard,
but you get such crap,
but you gotta get urself right out of the mud,
and well we gotta take it back to the start,
come on, i know you still got the heart.

Life may just not go your way,
this is life, it's a beach i say,
but you gotta keep moving on,
to show that you can get things done.

So pull up your socks,
and get your pens ready,
Round 2 is coming,
you gotta be steady.

Don't listen to the critics,
they're just there to put you down,
there's only one thing you should listen to,
heres a clue,it thumps with a rhythmic sound.

So my friend i hope
you will no longer frown,
i believe you will swim
and will not drown.

You have to be confident,
get your head in the game,
concentrate real hard,
this lion you will tame.

I hope in the near future,
there will be laughter all around,
you will be the prid and joy
and the talk of the town.

That day will come,
you can make it happen,
the opportunity is there,
it's yours for the taking.