Nothing beats infidelity..Like a Golf Club

Some say its a guy thing,
others say they were being led on,
pleasure above everything else,
anything for a hard on.

Nothing seems to make sense,
about infidelity in any way,
no wonder it is called sweet nothings,
when guys have something to say.

Males are always in it for the hunt,
never wanting to be tied down,
being liberal and having freedom,
the phrase seemingly thrown around.

These alpha males as you would say,
aren't superior in any way,
always the one to make mistakes,
and not admit it at the end of the day.

Why do you think lesbians are increasing?
can't you see the answers in their eyes?
its not because of Ellen Degeneres,
its because guys can't be trusted otherwise.

The more steely few,
would be hell bent on some payback,
just look at good wholesome Tiger,
now his whole life is off track.

Nothing beats infidelity,
the thrill of it is a rush..
well a good swing of a golf club,
an unforgiving blow with intent to crush.

Men out there,
open up your ears,
think with your brain,
and not your bumbling penis.