Nothing beats infidelity..Like a Golf Club

Some say its a guy thing,
others say they were being led on,
pleasure above everything else,
anything for a hard on.

Nothing seems to make sense,
about infidelity in any way,
no wonder it is called sweet nothings,
when guys have something to say.

Males are always in it for the hunt,
never wanting to be tied down,
being liberal and having freedom,
the phrase seemingly thrown around.

These alpha males as you would say,
aren't superior in any way,
always the one to make mistakes,
and not admit it at the end of the day.

Why do you think lesbians are increasing?
can't you see the answers in their eyes?
its not because of Ellen Degeneres,
its because guys can't be trusted otherwise.

The more steely few,
would be hell bent on some payback,
just look at good wholesome Tiger,
now his whole life is off track.

Nothing beats infidelity,
the thrill of it is a rush..
well a good swing of a golf club,
an unforgiving blow with intent to crush.

Men out there,
open up your ears,
think with your brain,
and not your bumbling penis.

The Battle for the Adoration of Tweenagers Everywhere

Harry Potter was a big hit,
with fans all over the world,
Daniel Radcliffe what a lucky kid,
with rabid fans of teenage girls.

But then came Edward,
with his pale white skin,
looking slightly out of sorts,
the victor? remains to be seen.

Do not be fooled,
by this glittery vampire,
along comes the legion of Twi-hards,
bursting through the wire.

You can just imagine,
a showdown for franchise supremacy,
a battle between wizards and vampires,
add some werewolves and its gonna get messy.

Can you just see the line up?
on each of these sides,
with Harry, Hermione and Ron in tow,
against Edward, Bella and Jacob's might.

With one casting intricate spells,
and another moving fast as hell,
and then do not forget the villains,
they are not to be left out without a fight.

Voldermort with his idiotic face,
and with Snape the Half Blood Prince as well,
versus the evil family of the Volturi,
Dakota Fanning ain't your typical ordinary gal.

Lets not forget the father figures,
within each of these writing styles,
can you imagine old beardy Dumbledore,
against the equally aged Dr. Carlisle?

Well the results may vary,
from both sides of the camp,
one would shout Harry Potter the victor!
The other Twilight the champ!

It's not a matter of passing the torch,
or about who makes all the bucks in the town,
teenagers are just passing through a phase,
its just a matter of time before another comes around.

Personally I would rather see,
a cat fight between the two authors,
who would win in this epic battle,
between JK Rowling and Stephanie Meyer?

The winner if you think hard enough,
are the author themselves,
the losers you might ask?
the consumers who spend needlessly off the shelves.