Don't say she looks like the moon

As i walked through
the park on a sunday night,
i saw a lovely couple,
holding each other real tight.

And then the guy whispered
something in her ear,
all of a sudden came a slap,
and she disappeared.

So come on guys,
you have to listen real good,
if u want to keep
your girlfriends in the mood.

You can say that she's pretty,
and beautiful all the way till noon,
just don't say that she looks,
just like the glowing moon.

"What is wrong with this phrase?" he asked,
You're saying that she's ugly and her face is a mess!
A face full of pimples and acne galore!
Just like her face got repeatedly slammed by a door.

So now he has learnt his lesson,
he now has to apply it right,
now here's another chance,
before it goes out of sight.

And then at the park,
on the very next day,
I see the guy explaining to the girl
what he meant the other day.

And now he once again
whispered something in her ear,
the girl looked shocked,
and something became clear.
She slapped him again,
and the guy looked pretty dumb,
she screamed back at him saying,
"How dare you say i look like your mum!"



moral of the story : revise on your adjectives
to describe your gf.