Broc and Cauli

A close-up on Timmy's plate,
as far as my eyes can see,
there seems to be an issue,
between the green Broc and white Cauli.

Broc said to Cauli,
"You originated from me,
you only turned white,
theres no difference can't you see?"

And then Cauli rebuked,
"What the hell!? we're not related!
Somethings wrong with your mind,
you must surely be jaded!"

They kept arguing,
for what seems like forever,
they kept on debating,
the situation ain't much better.

Never has there been,
such a conflict as I believe,
between two individuals,
ever since Adam and Eve.

The Greens believed in similarity,
the Whites said there's change,
within everyone's consensus,
this topic is actually oddly strange.

During the 7th rebuttal,
came a thunderous sound,
as the clashing of forks and knives,
roared noisily all around.

The 3-pronged attack,
came crashing down,
aiming to pin them through,
killing them in a merciless mound.

And the pair was thrown into a pit of despair,
surrounded with jagged teeth,
all cries for help were unheard,
the horrors lie beneath.

As the teeth gnash and chew,
them to a grainy mixture,
they are brought down the gullet,
the pair seems to have no more future.

As Timmy swallowed the veggies,
into his ever-hungry tummy,
he exclaimed words of joy,
and a smile so bright and sunny.

"So Delicious!
I love my veggies!
it gives me lots of fibre,
and gets rid of my fatties!"