The Real Jack And Jill

Do you really wanna know,
the truth behind Jack?
the guy who fell head first,
with a big loud "crack!"

Do you think he's off,
to fetch some water?
well before that moment,
he wasn't even sober,
he can hardly stand,
for he drank too much,
as Jill think its wise,
for them to split and such.

He can't take the pain,
the situation was bad,
he kept on thinking that,
he is better off dead.

So he went up the hill,
to end his life right there,
by jumping off the hill,
hoping to give Jill a real big scare.

He wanted to make Jill,
scarred for life,
wanting her to know,
that she ended his life.

So when he was about to jump,
he heard a familiar voice,
it was Jill who was telling
Jack to make the right choice.

Jack scowled at her and said,
"Shut up! You are too late!
I'm going to be dead!
but your memory of me
dying in front of you will
forever be stuck in your head!"

So he gave out a laugh,
which was rather scary,
and jumped off the hill,
looking strangely happy.

But Jill was fast to react,
and she pulled him back,
so he fell on a safer place,
with all of his body parts intact.

But Jill's luck was beginning,
to take an awfully bad turn,
as Jack landed on his head,
and suffered a concussion.

So who said Nursery Rhymes are all happy stuff?
the truth is just kept from the kiddies,
in fact it's pretty nasty and pretty rough.
and the rest as you all know is history....